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Happy Birthday Darwin!



Ms Monster & the Melons screen
MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS!
Feb 21st at 1PM
SF Public Library


Bad Science Film Festival

Come to the San Francisco Public Library for an afternoon of film
featuring wacky and weird scientific inaccuracies.

Check out the 1958 classic, Monster On Campus, starring Arthur Franz & Joanna Moore.
Directed by Jack Arnold, screenplay by David Duncan.
Join us as terror sweeps a college campus after the discovery of a prehistoric fish
that turns animals and humans that come in contact with it into bloodthirsty monsters.

Your Hostess for the event: Ms. Monster.
FROM THE DEPTHS OF HEL COMES THE BLUE-SKINNED, HALF-UNDEAD HORROR HOSTESS OF SHLOCK, MS. MONSTER!
THIS SAUCY MISTRESS OF MIDNITE REVELS IN THE RICOCKULOUSNESS OF HER MONSTER MELON CO-HOSTS, TIT & TAT. TOGETHER THE TRIO BRING GORE, TOONS, AND B MOVIE MAGIC TO DEATH ON THE LATE NITE HORROR VARIETY SHOW "HEL ON ICE".
MS MONSTER MADE HER FIST APPEARANCE IN 2003 IN THE COMIC BOOK COMPILATION ENTITLED "HEL ON ICE". THE ZOMBIE VIXEN CONTINUED ON TO HOST HER OWN CABLE ACCESS TV SHOW AND MAKE APPEARANCES AT CONVENTIONS, MOVIE WEEKENDS, RADIO SHOWS, ON FOX'S "THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT ELVIRA" & AT ANY & ALL BLOOD-RIDDEN, CAMP-FILLED EVENT TO BE DESTROYED.

GET YOUR GORE ON! www.msmonster.com

Norm Goldblatt was a favorite of late great Herb Caen. He has written
jokes for Jay Leno. You can see him in the clubs around the city and
in the South Bay where he’s a regular at Rooster T Feathers, The
Improv and the Punchline. He asks the audience to remember that his
science jokes are for everyone, not just geeks, and if you don’t get
them, you can take them home, work on them, and bring them back in
tomorrow- www.normgoldblatt.com

Michael Meehan is a San Francisco comedian / painter .Michael Meehan
has been seen recently with his two brothers on Last Comic Standing.
as well as the Late Late show with Craig Ferguson. Other credits
include Academy nominated film MILK, as well as numerous other film
roles. He has appeared on a dozen television comedy shows and
continues to perform around the country. Some of his work can be seen
on michaelmeehanart.com , as well as on meehanbrothers.com. Michael is
very excited about the San Francisco Public Library, and likes to read
often.

Actress, comedian and voice actor Gerri Lawlor is the co-creator,
along with Stephen Kearin and Marc Gimbel, of the fictitious Simlish
language used in The Sims.
As creator of Simlish, Lawlor was the voice of random Sims in The
Sims, The Sims Livin’ Large, The Sims: House Party, The Sims Makin’
Magic, The Sims 2 and The Sims Life Stories. In The Sims: Superstar,
she was the voice of the Sim Security. Lawlor was also a voice in
2003’s SimCity 4.
Her film work includes the improvised movies “Sucker Fish” and
“Security”. She was the voice of “The Bully” in the Annie
Award-winning animated short Hubert’s Brain. A gifted singer, Gerri
also performs with the vocal ensemble “Tonal Chaos” and the band “Sexy
Lilliputians” and often performs as the bell playing character “The
Piffy”. Lawlor is a Company Player at BATS Improv.

Nick Leonard performs stand up, improv and sketch comedy in the Bay
Area, around the US and the world including NYU and the Edinburgh
Fringe Festival. He co-founded with Larry Roberts the long running
“Qcomedy Showcase” at the San Francisco LGBT Center. He recently had
comic strips published in The Best Of Boy Trouble” volumes one and
two,and has performed excerpts from his solo show “I’m from Queens” at
the Marsh Theater, The Jon Sims Center For The Arts and the SF Solo
Festival. www.nickcomic.com

This program is held in the Koret Auditorium

Presented in partnership with Friends of the San Francisco Public Library.
San Francisco Publicjavascript:void(0) Library
February 21, 2009
1:00 pm

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Rest in Pieces Bay to Breakers

The End of B2B
Bay to Breakers may you rest in pieces.
No floats? No public disorder?

ING Bay to Breakers was the one day of the year where the masses came together as one to celebrate. The energy in the air was scintillating, The diversity mind-boggling and the creativity astounding.
Faces beaming with delight, people in full-costumed-character, and everyone around you... a true neighbor as you pushed onward together. From water to bandaids to beer to the very gum in my mouth EVERYTHING was shared on this trek. It was a day the collective became conscious again in LIFE.

I mourned Halloween and now I mourn you B2B.
RIP
Ms Monster

Naughty Spacegirl

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Zombie dreams

I do swear that the dreams of late get more and more apocalyptic in nature with each passing night. Maybe it's the proximity of Mars. I am not sure.
But we were holed up in a pet store, nailing doors & windows shut. The Zombies were powerfully strong, ripping frames off with ease. Their faces gray brown. [A color I have not seen before (I hope to be able to replicate the hue.)] Fierce determination in their movement forward.
We were screwed, the numbers of the undead overwhelming. We exit to a high point made of wood, pull up the ladder.
I am dropping kitties over the edge to keep the undead occupied. Their little smoke-colored paws clawing my arms and fingers and toes (why was I barefoot?) in their last moments of life. Damn those claws hurt!
The flies swarmed around us..but only the undead had flies around them...confusion... Where is he? we all looked around at one another... Realization hits the stock boys eyes, they are wide open "Aw sh*t, it's me!" His face turning first yellow then green and swelling. He grabs a tool similar to a boot spur, but mechanical and battery-operated, and drags it across his face puncturing first one eye, then the nose bridge then the other eye. He drags it back around over his neck and collapses.
I guess I won't be making my hair appointment after all...

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